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» 一次烤串引发的创业思考
一次烤串引发的创业思考
2015-07-30 00:00:00
Author:
Nana
我与朋友们两年不见,再约起的时候,我一边说吃什么都好,一边又不停否决一位东城仁波切提出的日餐,粤菜,五道营苍蝇馆,因为他在吃上的品味和运气一向很差。上次在二十年前,把我带去工体一个不怎么样的巴西烤肉,结果老板死了,在成都带我们去吃重庆火锅,成都地震了,昨天伊又二五眼错过一餐丰盛的大董,不一而足。
我一心想着国贸烤翅,双井烤串,烤玉米,烤生蚝,烤鱿鱼,饥肠辘辘到即使老鼠肉也凑合吃了。后来终于决定约在朝阳大悦城。
和女友走在地库里,我说大悦城这个地方风水不好,有人跳过楼,有人被杀,还有什么东西掉下来砸到人,然后我们就上了那个长长长长的扶梯,从一楼直通到五楼,我给她讲一个朋友的大脚趾是怎样插进了滚梯的接缝,好不容易拔出来,皮开肉绽。。。
朝阳大悦城有很多很多,很多餐厅,作为臭名昭著的朝阳群众,我们去的那个餐厅还蛮好的,坐在外面,可以假想是巴黎的马路边。
桌子上摆着一个牌子,写着生死之交。服务员都戴着面纱,端着一盘杯子,让我们选个自己喜欢的,这点小个性,寡人很中意。服务员又端上一盆虾片,比海底捞的也好吃得多。
服务员递上菜单第一句话就说,我们的Wi-Fi是XXXX,密码是林黛玉全拼。我和女友面面相觑,心想密码怎么不是夏金桂呀,天生一对璧人。
打开菜单,看到头等舱和商务舱套餐,我就乱了阵脚,觉得头等舱也好商务舱也好,后来明白烤串不在套餐之内,要单点,就放弃了套餐的念头。仁波切大手一挥,告诉服务员,从第一支烤串开始,到最后一支,各来一到三个。慢慢桌子上就摆满各种烤串了。
这家店的羊肉,是按照部位细分了来卖的,第一个上来的是黄瓜条,大概是羊的脊椎部位。我吃了第一口,告诉大家,我要给他家写篇软文。
之后烤羊腰就上来了,仁波切盛情邀请我俩吃一口,我俩均表示,这辈子没吃过,今天也不打算吃。仁波切自己把一对都吃了,然后说了俩字儿,嗯。。。嗯。。。我和女友关切的问,怎么样?怎么样啊?
仁波切说,嗯。。。服务员,再来一串。
堆成小山似的烤串们,就这样默默地成了平原,仁波切又来了一轮,渐成高原。他邀请我们吃板筋和蹄筋,我才知道,板筋和蹄筋的差别是,一个很硬,嚼不烂,一个软。
仁波切又问我们吃不吃爆肚,我说这辈子没吃过,也不打算吃。他就开始推荐八大胡同的爆肚了,我去看看还行,但食量有限,就不拿爆肚占有限的胃口了。就像仁波切笃信佛教,即使去八大胡同,也就是遛遛弯的意思一样。
这是店中甜点,蜂窝煤。真的会烧起来呢。
直到肌肉型男出现的时候,仁波切已经开始和我们大谈阴阳双虚的中医道理了。我和女友早就吃不下,于是一起缅怀一年前去世的王里奥。
王里奥信中医的阴魂一定时刻护佑着我们,我们不仅不悲伤,反而很快乐。虽然我想,如果他不死掉,我们肯定会更开心一点。
这次回北京,只要朋友见面,就很难不谈到创业。谁又投了谁,谁又做了什么,从大天使到ABCDE轮,分别什么app加什么概念,哈佛毕业马佳佳真真假假地充斥着朋友圈。创业比股市更加梦幻,我堂堂帝都,京城最不成问题的,就是钱。
这时,有另一个朋友发了消息来,问我们散了没有。我说没,但服务员已经在刷地板了,他说后天就去硅谷,还是去创业。
赞叹啊,中国经济能不好吗?现在大家不是在创业,就是在去创业的路上。我这都认识的是些什么人哪。
我自认是他们中最努力上进的,觉得很受鼓舞,紧接着看到文章说,雕爷的河狸家美发O2O也要上线了,心想怪不得雕爷成功呢,我的理发师早就上门服务了,可我居然没想到也创个业什么的。
一边创业一边吃,点子没想出来,竹签铁钎倒吃了一大罐子。
要不然我也创个业吧,给迷信的中国人做个app,就叫金瓶掣签,想算谁是谁的转世灵童,就扫一下二维码,当作给他们抽个签,再把李白杜甫爱因斯坦霍金和隔壁老王都放在备选里,让他们一扫码就出一个名人。
于是我给这餐厅算了一卦,扫了二维码,拿出一支钎,只见上面雕刻着一个大字,而且每一支钎上都有这个字。
这时,服务员又来,很不好意思地说,那个。。。我们立刻从创业的迷梦中惊醒,站起来说,走,这就走。
走在晕头转向的大悦城电梯间,一个人都没有,电梯按钮也毫无知觉。仁波切说,大悦城风水可不好啊。我们四个只好走了楼梯。
仁波切又问,下面楼梯要是锁了怎么办?女友说,如果我们往回走,发现上面的楼梯门也锁了。。。
四个人的头发都要竖起来了。。。
其实是三个人,型男是光头。。。。
终于走到了车库,平时迷宫一样的车库空空荡荡,我们走啊走啊,简直觉得走到了第二天早晨,惊吓到把创业的事都忘了。
直到家才想起来钎子上的那个字,你猜是什么?
著名投资人薛蛮子的薛啊。。。
难道他是薛蟠的转世灵童?
Oh my god....
简直是命运的安排...
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